NaPoWriMo- April 10th He Used to Call me on His Cell Phone

Somewhat to the tune of Drakes "Hotline Bling"

Lovingly mocking my darlings inability to remember where he set his phone down and the daily chaos that has since ensued looking for it.  (Update: he brought a new one to tide him over because we, like most people, are used to living with the intimate convenience offered in the digital age.)


He used to call me on his cell phone
send me texts and pictures too
He used to call me on his cell phone
but now it's lost and he don't know what to do
Every evening was just the same
He would use it while he played a game
Or he'd watch a billion YouTube vids
or check out the latest Trade me bids
Yeah he used to call me on his cell phone
and I guess probably other people too
He used to call me on his cell phone
but now it's lost and he don't know what to do
We've searched through our entire house
but nothing stirred not even a mouse
We checked out the cars and garbage cans
but damn that phone it's like it grew legs and ran
He used to call me on his cell phone
but now it's lost legit
He used to call me on his cell phone
He should have put a ring on it